There is only one thing that can wake Michelle in the morning - a magic saucepan of porridge. I don't know why, but I can shout at her, ring a bell, play music, drop cats on her head, but all that does is make her grumble angrily in her sleep. But if I whip up a saucepan of porridge and wave it above her head, she wakes up immediately. Magic!

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Mix well and spoon onto baking paper, flatten with spatula and bake at 200 C for 20 minutes. Makes four cakes.